Parse error: syntax error, unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM in /home/icon/test.php on line 9This is not a fluke, it's actually defined in the standard PHP tokens. :)
PS: I may sound amused, but I'm really not.
PPS: This happens, for example, when you're trying to access a static method of a class using $this::methodName().
PPPS: Seriously, wtf?